Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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