I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i just google imaged poop.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
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I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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