Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
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there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
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I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Dick very happy bro
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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