And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
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Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
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I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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