D3 body, D1 cock
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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