:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
We’re leaving where are you
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