So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
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At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
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It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
i think i just lost a toe
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