Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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