I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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