Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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