Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
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there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
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Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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