All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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