I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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