Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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