If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
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Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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