how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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