Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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