Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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