kristin has been a bad kristin
too bad you live with your parents still
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i can't believe i had my finger in that
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Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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