She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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