Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
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The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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