i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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