): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
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