Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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