So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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