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i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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