I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I FOUND THE LEGS
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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