now i know why i became what i already was.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
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It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
How external is "for external use only"?
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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