I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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