So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
