I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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