I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
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