Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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