Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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