He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
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Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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