My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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