Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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