You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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