Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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