How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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