That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
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My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
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I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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