There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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