New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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