Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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