dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
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Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
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Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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