No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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