So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
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