Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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