I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
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he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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