Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I cut my penus on the lid.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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