im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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