? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
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10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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