eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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