OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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