Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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