When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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