It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
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An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
this just has baby written all over it
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
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Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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