her vagine was all disorganized.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
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